Please Mars, just tell me!

“You can’t eat them.” “What?” “You can’t eat them.” “Why the fuck not, they’re only M&M’s.” “They’re not suitable for vegetarians.” “Oh yeah, peanut M&M’s, chocolate, peanuts, horse lips, says it right there on the ingredients list.” The conversation didn’t quite go like that but as it turns out peanut M&M’s aren’t suitable for vegetarians, […]